As I am getting ready for our upcoming move I came across this...
This is the Diary of an dramatic 11/12 year old girl. I have to admit I may have fit the stereotype of every hormonal pre-teen. So in the theme of dramatic, boy crushes and school dances. Please let me share with you...
(Some named have been changed, omitted or left just as they were written).
Dear God & Diary,
Today was incredible. It was the first dance of the year. And I danced with "S."
It all started when I saw him at Concessions, he goes:
"Hey girl, wuz up?"
And I go "Nothing," and give him a hug. Like 10 minutes later I see him and he's like "What's up?" And his arm is around me and everything and he kisses my cheek and we talk and he's like "Why don't you call?"
And I'm like, "I don't have your number."
So he says, "I'll give it to you," (which I still haven't gotten).
Then I see him like 10 minutes later in the Concessions area and the arm thing happens again. And he's like, "Who's this?" And I'm like, "Naeemah," cuz I'm standing right next to her. So he's like "Ok." And he leaves.
Then it's the second to last dance and he is dancing with "R" and so I dance with "B" and we're dancing right next to each other and he keeps turning around and everything and he turns and gives me a kissing sign (like puckering) then the song is over and he comes up to me and is asking "B" if he wanted to dance with me and he's like, "no," so we dance in silence and his hands are like on my butt and we are turning in a circle over and over and the song was Michael Jackson "You Are Not Alone," and the dance ends and I lose him.
Then when we are leaving I see him walking to Padrino's with some friends and he looks at me and I look back, but it all happens in the blink of an eye. So now I'm hoping he'll call.
So if we even ever go out I think our song will be "You Are Not Alone," cuz that's the song we danced to. Last night was a fairy tail of romance and fun and I sucked every bit of it in. I hope he'll call. On a 1 to 10 he is a big fat 10. I wonder if he is trying to play me? But he has the nicest freaking touch and the smoothest voice and I can't find one bad quality, besides the fact that he may be playing me. Well I guess I'll just have to find out.
And I'm like, "I don't have your number."
So he says, "I'll give it to you," (which I still haven't gotten).
Then I see him like 10 minutes later in the Concessions area and the arm thing happens again. And he's like, "Who's this?" And I'm like, "Naeemah," cuz I'm standing right next to her. So he's like "Ok." And he leaves.
Then it's the second to last dance and he is dancing with "R" and so I dance with "B" and we're dancing right next to each other and he keeps turning around and everything and he turns and gives me a kissing sign (like puckering) then the song is over and he comes up to me and is asking "B" if he wanted to dance with me and he's like, "no," so we dance in silence and his hands are like on my butt and we are turning in a circle over and over and the song was Michael Jackson "You Are Not Alone," and the dance ends and I lose him.
Then when we are leaving I see him walking to Padrino's with some friends and he looks at me and I look back, but it all happens in the blink of an eye. So now I'm hoping he'll call.
So if we even ever go out I think our song will be "You Are Not Alone," cuz that's the song we danced to. Last night was a fairy tail of romance and fun and I sucked every bit of it in. I hope he'll call. On a 1 to 10 he is a big fat 10. I wonder if he is trying to play me? But he has the nicest freaking touch and the smoothest voice and I can't find one bad quality, besides the fact that he may be playing me. Well I guess I'll just have to find out.
Lind
Well there you have it. The amazing night of a pre-teen drama queen. Please excuse the grammer, I wanted to do myself justice by writing it just as it was written.
Do you have any thing that you have come across that made you laugh out loud at "younger you?"
Lindsay
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